Super Ghostbusters

Super Ghostbusters is an album produced by Vargskelethor Joel.

Songs Included

 * 1) Ghostbusters
 * 2) Ghost Buster
 * 3) Ghostbusterz
 * 4) Ghost-Boster
 * 5) Ghastbistin
 * 6) Ghostbusterss
 * 7) Ghustbusters
 * 8) Gostbostr
 * 9) Ghostabusta
 * 10) Ghooooostbuster
 * 11) Ghostingbust
 * 12) Ghostbatistsa
 * 13) Gheestobesto
 * 14) Ghastbaster
 * 15) Ghestbest
 * 16) Ghosttbusters
 * 17) Ghost Bast
 * 18) Ghoostbuusters
 * 19) Ghosterboster
 * 20) Ghstbstrs
 * 21) Ghost Bus--Ters
 * 22) Ghostboston
 * 23) Ghostboster
 * 24) Ghost Bologna

Ghostbusters
[Verse 1]

Ghöüstbusteirs™

They're back in town

You need to pee?

That is so crazy

What the fuck?

You need to pee?

You call the Ghöüstbusteirs™

They extract it

There was ghosts

In your bladder

What the fuck?

Yaaah!

[Bridge]

You need to take the pee

Crazy ghost pee-pee

That is insanity!

* Snicker*

[Verse 2]

Ghöüstbusteirs™

Use their machine

To hook it up

To your dick

What?

It hurts

When they activate it to remove ghosts

What?

Ghost Buster
I break your door in

I sneak in the basement

It is my home now

But you never find out

Cause I am sneaky

I am the rat man

I go up at night

And eat your cheese!

Aaaah!

[Bridge]

But one day you find out there is a rat man inside the basement and you call the cops

But the cops don't take it seriously

So you call the Ghöüstbusteirs™ instead!

[Verse 2]

The Ghöüstbusteirs™

Are ill-equipped

They only have ghost busting weapons

But they should’ve brought a shotgun

But I have a gun so I kill them instead

Oh no, it's murder!

Ghostbusterz
[Intro]

Grandma has died!

[Verse 1]

When Grandma has died

You get really pissed 'cause she owe you money

So you call Ghöüstbusteir™

"Hey, please, Ghöüstbusteir™

Hey, my grandma has died

She owe me money, extract soul please."

They tell you, "Who the fuck is this?"

You tell them, "Get my grandma's money now, you dumbass!"

Ah!

[Verse 2]

The Ghöüstbusteirs™ still come

Because you still pay them

They take out their guns and... get Grandma

You tell Grandma, "GIMME YOUR MONEY!"

Ghöüstbusteir™ get guilty and they leave

And you cry

Ghost-Boster
[Verse 1]

I got food poisoned

That made me angry

So I call the Ghöüstbusteir™

"Hey Ghöüstbusteir™ man

McDonald's have a ghost in the burger

What the fuck?"

Ow!

You tell them

"Get down to McDonal

And use the gun

The burger has a ghost!"

Whaaat?!

* Snicker*

[Bridge]

This is the last time I go to McDonkies!

They put fucking ghost in burger!

I will now go see Kentucky Fried Man

[Verse 2]

Joke's on you, dumbass!

The chicken has ghost too!

Why the fuck is all the food

Full of ghost?!

I call health inspector

No!

I call Ghöüstbusteir™

And I tell them

"Destroy the city!"

Fuck!

Ghast Bistin
[Intro]

Oohoohoo...

Oohoohoo...

The lasagna...

The lasagna...

Was eaten by a ghost!

Ooo!

Ooohoohoohoohoohoohoohoohoo!

[Verse 1]

I called the police

The police told me

"Stop calling!"

But I told them

I told them

My lasagna was eaten by ghost

Ooohoohoohoo!

I get sad and I do a spicy jerk

Ghostbusterss
I call the pizza place

And I tell them

``You have a Pizza face.``

* Demonic noises*

The ghost

Has invaded my butt

He's trying to control me

Help!

* Demonic noises*

I call the Pizza Place™

And I tell them I want a Ghost Pizza™

Pizza Baker Man says "Don't call, or I break your

Fucking knees."

And I tell him

* Small, Demonic Yelp*

Ghustbusters
AHHHHHH the ghost

The ghöst!

Call the Ghöüstbusteir™

The ghost is stealing my müney!

He punched me in the face!

And now he run off with my money!

Hey! Ghost, come back, that's my money!

Gostbostr
One Time I waus on The Internet™ and I bought an Illegal drug from Ebay.gov

And it turns out the drug was a ghost!

So I put him in the crack-pipe and I Smonk

* Sounds of Pure, Orgasmic Swedish Pleasure*

When the Evil Ghost shoot his magic spell on me, he accidentally gave me superpower!

Now I can shoot ghost web and climb Vauls

You may know me as Spidår-Man (wow)

But you might also know me

As that Homeless Heroin addict, I need to go now bye

Ghostabusta
I was once hungry

So I go down to the local Spaghetti Shop

I told him

"I want a big bowl of spaghetti!"

But, I told him

"I don't want regular spaghetti

I want Spooky Spaghetti!"

And I told him "make it quick"

He punch me in the fucking dick (ARRGH)

He threw me out onto the streets and kicked me in the dick again (ARRGH)

I screamed for God as he kicked me

Never order Spooky Spaghetti

Ghooooostbuster
[Intro]

I shit my pants!

(distorted keyboard noises)

Wow!

[Verse 1]

I go out on the streets to protest the ghosts in the city

I hold up a sign that says "GHOSTS R SHITTI"

And to protest them, I shit my pants

Everybody confused. Me too, so I fall asleep

Ghostingbust
[Intro]

Ladies and Gentlemen, Ray Parker JR

In concert

[Verse 1]

If there's something strange in your Neighbürhood (NEIGHBORHOOD!)

Who Yöu Gounna call? (Who you gonna call?)

Ghöüstbusteirs™ (IT'S A GHOST!)

If there is something weird, and It don't lüük good. (IT DON'T LOOK GOOD!)

Who you gonna call? (GHOSTBUSTÖR!)

The Ghöüstbusteirs™ (GHOST BUST!)

I ain't afraid a' no ghost! (HE NO AFRAID!)

I ain't afraid a' the ghoOOOOst!

Ghostbatista
[Verse 1: Joel]

I need to get milk, I need milk for my cereal

There is no milk in my fucking fridge, so I get pissed

This song has nothing to do with Ghöüstbusteirs™

[Bridge: Text to Speech voice]

Milk is a nutrient-rich, white liquid food produced by the mammary glands of mammals

It is the primary source of nutrition for infant mammals, including humans who are breastfed, before they are able to digest other types of food

Early-lactation milk contains colostrum

[Verse 2: Joel]

Milk is good for your body, you see milk as calcium

It makes your skeleton strong and healthy

Oh no, the skeleton coming out!

Aaaaaaaah!

[Outro: Skeleton]

I live!

Gheestobesto
[Verse 1]

When there's something strange

And it don't look good

Who'd ya gonna call?

The Nütbuster

[Verse 2]

A little old man sleepin' in your bed

He nütted in the bed

The ghost nütted!

And now it's time for you to nüt to this song!

[Outro]

Ghost nut!

[doot]

Ghastbasters
I call the Ghöüstbusteirs™ on the telephone

I tell them "There is a pröblem." And they tell me

"What-a is it now?"

I tell them "That my toilet is clögged"

They tell me "Why are you calling me about that?"

I tell them "There is a... too much ectoplasm~ in the toilet.      pipes"

They say "If you call this nümber one maür time, we will shove the P.K.E meter~ in your bumhole."

I say

"ok."

"How müch vill that cäüst"

[Midi ENDS]

And then they come over, and break my fucking legs

[Knocking]

Who is it?

(I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL AGAIN, AND YOU CALL AGAIN YOU SON OF A BITCH!)

NO! it was joke! NoAHHHH! it vas only a prank AaHA-

Ghestbest
[Intro: Vargskelethor]

Damn... life hasn't been the same since Grandma passed away last year. If there's only one way to bring her back, I'll do it. No matter what

What's this ad about? Re- resurrection?

[Verse 1: Vargskelethor and Ghost Johnson]

Hello (Hello?)

My name is Ghost Johnson (Oh, hello. How're you doing?)

I play drums so good (Oh?)

That I bring back the dead (Really?!?)

''Oh, what's that? You want Grandma back?'' (Yes!!!)

Well, let me do a drum solo to bring her back. (YEAH!!!)

[drum solo]

[Bridge]

Oh my God! It's- It's working?? It's working!?!?

Make Grandma come back to life!

[Outro]

Oh my God, she doesn't have any skin! AAAAAA!!!

No refunds

Ghosttbusters
[Verse]

I poisoned the water supply

Now everyone dead, whoops

Ghost Bast
[Verse 1]

If there's something strange

In your neighborhood

Who you gonna call?

Ghöüstbusteir™!

You smell that?

It smells good!

[Chorus]

Cook a ghost on the grill!

Whaaat the fuck, you thought this was gonna be a regular edition of the song?

But, joke's on you!!!

You thought the last song would be good? But... HAHA!!!

Ghoostbuusters
[Verse 1]

If there's something strange

In your neighborhood

Who you gonna call?

Ghöüstbusteirs™!

If there's something weird

And it don't look good

Who the fuck are you gonna call?

The Ghöüstbusteirs™!

[Chorus]

I ain't afraid of no ghost

I ain't afraid of no ghost

[Outro]

Ray Parker Jr., please don't sue me!!!

Ghosterboster
[Verse 1]

Darkness imprisoning me

All that I see, absolute horror

I cannot live, I cannot die

Trapped in myself, body my holding cell

[Verse 2]

Landmine has taken my sight

Taken my speech, taken my hearing

Taken my arms, taken my legs

Taken my soul, left me with life in hell

Ghstbstrs
Bill Murray

And then there's Ernie Hudson

Dan Akroyd

And Harold Ramis

They were the Ghöüstbusteirs™

But now they are no longer busting ghosts

They are now doing... porno

[Verse 2]

Bill Murray, he is in the porno

He is screwing the ghost

And sometimes he fart

It's a movie! (laughs)

Ghost Bus-ters
[Verse 1]

If there's something strange

In your neighborhood

Who you gonna call?

The Ghostbuster!

If you have a problem

With a fucking ghost

Call me, I'll do it

I'll shoot the ghost

Watch the fuck out, it's me!

I bust a ghost. Yahoo! Whoop!

[Bridge]

Ghostbusters was a movie in 1986

It was so exciting, but do you know what else is really exciting?

When you fart into a microphone! Here I go!

WHOO!

[Outro]

This album needs to end already. Bye!

Ghost Boston
This song is dedicated to Ray Parker Jr. - the ultimate death metal master! Yeah!

[Verse 1]

If there's something strange

In your neighborhood

Who you gonna call?

Ghostbusters!

If there's something weird

And it don't look good

Who you gonna call?

Ghostbusters!

[Chorus]

I ain't afraid of no ghost!

I ain't afraid of no ghost!

[Outro]

Who are you gonna call?

[spoken] Hello, are you having a funeral next week? Birthday?

Whatever the case, call me and I'll spice things up

I will entertain with my guitar and I'll do funny tricks

Call me, low prices. Joel@fuckyourself.com, bye!

Ghostbostor
[Intro]

Hey jackass, pick up the phone

Pick up the phone, dumbass

It's something important

I bet it's something important- look, go, pick up the phone!

Go, go on! Go on, pick up the phone!

Do it!

[Outro]

You smell of poo-poo pee-pee

Ghost Bologna (FINALE)
(spoken) C'mon already, I wanna... sing the song

C’mon. C'mon!

Piece of shit, c'mon! Bought this Fisher-Price keyboard for, like, 2 dollars

Do it! Do it! C’mon!

Oh no, it's... it's broken

'''Oh... oh dammit'''